Boy: Yeah, well, you like never sleep.
Me: That’s actually not true. I sleep like, 9 hours most days.
Boy: No, at night I mean.
Touche.
Then he added
If I’m ever on facebook at 2 AM, I can count on you to be there.
Given that I’m posting this at 12:48 AM, I still have an hour’s homework to do and I need to shower…and I took a four-hour nap this afternoon…he’s pretty much dead on.
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